I had a date with Wednesday Adams. I took her to TGI Friday’s for a sundae, Saturday evening. The following Monday she told me she preferred Ruby Tuesday’s to TGI Fridays’ so we made plans and ate this weeks’ sundae Thursday evening at Tuesday’s instead of Friday’s.
As we ate, I made the mistake of asking her one of those second date questions, which was “How come a beautiful woman like you isn’t in a steady relationship?”
She placed her spoon on the table, looked me dead in the eye and said “Because I’ve decided relationships are just too confusing.”
Author Anthony J Wobbe 9-23-16